Metablog on Metafiction

• How many joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t know about screwing one in, but I screwed this one up by myself.
• An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says “What is this — some kind of joke?”

• A Priest, a Rabbi and a Leprechaun walk into a bar. The Leprechaun looks around and says, “Woah bejaysus! I’m in the wrong joke!”
• A woman walked into a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave it to her.
• Three men walk into a bar… Ouch! (And variants:)
  • A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
  • Two men walk into a bar… you’d think one of them would have seen it.
  • Two men walk into a bar… the third one ducks.
  • Two men walk into a bar… but the third one is too short and walks right under it.
  • Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative — Bill Bailey.
    

With the exception of the first joke (my own contribution), all stolen without shame from the Wikipedia article, Meta Jokes in attempt to offer a wide smorgasbord of meta-delights. The article includes a fascinating analysis of meta jokes. Check it out!